Coffee Talk

An interesting Seattleite approached me while I was at a Tully's coffee shop. This was our conversation:

Seattleite: Hey marsupial!
Phil: Huh?
Seattleite: What up homosapien?
Phil: [confused look]
Seattleite: You know…. what up man?
Phil: Okay.
Seattleite: You don’t smoke, do you?
Phil: No.
Seattleite: Bye.